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Post by Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt on Aug 17, 2010 17:37:17 GMT -5
Starting today, any person who comes out and says that they have a drug problem will be given free help in rehabilitation centers, and will not be convicted of any crimes. Any drug dealers who come out and give up their products and give information about suppliers will not be convicted of any crimes and will be given protrection. Conversely, if anybody is found with illegal substances, the punishment will be much worse. If needed, you will be sent to a rehab center, although you will be heavily guarded. After you are able to leave rehab, you will be contained in jail for a minimum of 20 years.
Secondly, starting today, all computers in Der Bundesrepublik will be fitted with state of the art firewalls, designed to eliminate any known threat. Even the simplest computer will recieve protection equal to that of the United States Pentagon's computers. This is free software that will be updated on a daily basis at least, as scientists create, discover, and control new computer viruses. Computer virus research will be done on a seperate network, with no access to the general networks of Deutschland. A new feature in the firewall program is, that if a computer is caught with a virus, it will be automatically cut off from all networks, and isolated, until the virus is permanently gone.
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Post by Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt on Aug 17, 2010 17:37:37 GMT -5
(I bet the German gaming community likes that, nawt, never seen powerful firewall that didn't mess with networking and hosting in particular)
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Post by Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt on Aug 17, 2010 17:37:53 GMT -5
(Some sacrifices must be made during war. Besides, where are you going to find time to play games and look at porn when there are bombs falling on your head?)
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Post by Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt on Aug 17, 2010 17:38:20 GMT -5
(You found time to send my nation a message through the one remaining German TV station, GCC, German Cooking Channel, in the middle of a bombing raid, so?)
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Post by Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt on Aug 17, 2010 17:38:40 GMT -5
(Not in the middle of a bombing raid, you haven't bombed Berlin yet.)
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Post by Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt on Aug 17, 2010 17:39:06 GMT -5
(He didnt say he was in Berlin.)
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Post by Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt on Aug 17, 2010 17:39:28 GMT -5
(Computer software sounds North Korean or Chinese.)
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Post by Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt on Aug 17, 2010 17:40:09 GMT -5
(Computer software sounds North Korean or Chinese.) (I hear Estonia has an amazing firewall, and they're a little closer to home.)
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