Post by Giovanni Facilli on Aug 29, 2010 18:40:24 GMT -5
Ok kiddies, get your juice boxes and cookies out, and pull up a seat, because it looks like its time for another story from Grandpa Guesseppe about the good old days.
Waaay back in the year called “2009”, this site was very different. The Italian Empire wasn’t around, the United States controlled most of northern Mexico, there was a land called Romania with a different Leader, the Persians weren’t around, And the Ottomans were just starting.
Back in the day, there were only a few world leaders. There was a man named Warpig, who ran Russia, There was myself, there was Knives, and a lad named Pabbicus, who ran Germany.
You see, Back then, I was only the President of the United States, and my President’s name was Furey Campellone. He had eliminated Congress and the House of Representatives, and was turning the United States into a dictatorship-style country. He also invaded Mexico, and was planning an Invasion of Canada. He was assassinated during the middle of a speech.
The Vice President at the time had suffered a Heart Attack, so the Secretary of State, one Robert Young Jr, took the position as President. He brought radical reformation to the United States. The forces invading Mexico retreated, Congress and the House of Representatives were re-established, and everything was going great, before He too was assassinated.
Then, Dwight Eisenhower II Came into Power. He brought prosperity to the United States, created millions of jobs, eliminated property taxes, and kicked all of the illegal immigrants out of the United States. He also grew the American armies, Navies, and Airforces, and created a great alliance with the Italian Empire. I’ll explain that next.
The Italian Empire was lead by a 90 year old man named Giovanni Facilli. He was the greatest hero in Italian History, and started a Revolution in 1995 that lasted three years, and completely overtook Italy. When the revolution was won, the Government established a Dictatorship over the Italian Empire, and made Italy a great power in Europe once more.
In 2019, the Italian Empire Invaded Austria, and quickly took it over. Three months later, the Ottoman Empire and the Italian Empire came under attack by Greek Cruise Missile, and went to war with Greece. The war lasted a year, and it ended up in total victory for the Italian Empire and The Ottoman Empire.
In 2021, the Italian Empire invaded Switzerland and Lichtenstein, quickly taking them over too.
Then came the big war. The Italian Empire Invaded France, and the Spanish and Belgians joined sides with the French. The war lasted almost an entire year, but when the United States threatened the Spanish and Belgians that they’d get involved, they left the war, leaving the Italians to capture France. They had a huge victory parade down the Champs-Élysées, larger than the German Victory Parade in 1940, and it was a humiliating defeat for the French, after getting so close to getting their dignity and respect back. Since then, they have grown to be rather fond of their new government, as it has grown their economy and made them a more secure nation.
In 2022, the Italian Empire blitzed against Europe, capturing Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands.
In 2023, three huge storms hit the world, causing massive damage all across the world. The Italian Empire took advantage of this, and blockaded the British Isles, forcing them to submit to the Italian Empire. Two months later, the Italian Empire threatened to Invade Spain, which caused them to quickly allow themselves to be annexed. Almost a week after spain was controlled, the Italian Forces stormed across the strait of gibralter, and invaded Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia. They were quickly crushed, before the Italian Empire invaded Libya, and took them over too.
In 2023, Giovanni Facilli died in his Sleep, and Alessandro Petrini took Power. Within months, the Italian Empire was at War with Germany. The war ended in a “draw” of sorts, and at the peace-declaration signing, Alessandro Petrini was assassinated by a Russian. Guesseppe Franco was appointed Emperor soon After.
Germany was once led by Pabbicus, or Kaiser Wilhelm the Forth. He led the nation through a terrible civil war in which the Russians got involved, invading Poland in the Process, and forcing the United States to Declare war on Russia.
Kaiser Wilhelm didn’t see much action before a man named Johann Blauvent came into play and took the nation over. Kaiser Wilhelm currently lives in Hiding in the Kingdom of Romania.
The Kingdom of Romania was much like Germany. They had a terrible civil war, after which a man named His Majesty Vasile I took power. Soon after, the Kingdom of Romania Invaded Moldovia, but were snookered and invaded by Hungary and Bulgaria. The Romanian forces were loosing on all fronts, until a few battles turned the tide, and eventually the Romanians beat the Bulgarians, Moldovians, and Hungarians, taking all three countries over.
Soon after, they invaded Serbia, and after a long war, took that country over. They ten swooped down, and stomped onto Montenegro, capturing said country within a few months.
Russia was very… strange. They’d had a champion invasion of Poland, before getting their asses whooped by the Americans and the Chinese, then suffering five civil wars. We still don’t know what’s wrong with them. Maybe they had too much Vodka?
The Persians started In Iran, Iraq, and Afghanistan. They quickly mustered forces in 2020, and blitzed across the middle east, capturing Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Quatar, The UAE, and Yemen. Their leader likes to wear black sunglasses and doesn’t talk to people.
The Ottomans had a long reign of greatness before the British and French fucked everything up after World War One. In the late 20th century, the Ottoman Empire gained power, and Sultan Mehmed took power, and brought glory back to the ottoman empire. In 2023, though, He was shot, and is still in a Coma.
I don’t think I really forgot anything else… Most of the stuff I didn’t add you guys already know about…
Waaay back in the year called “2009”, this site was very different. The Italian Empire wasn’t around, the United States controlled most of northern Mexico, there was a land called Romania with a different Leader, the Persians weren’t around, And the Ottomans were just starting.
Back in the day, there were only a few world leaders. There was a man named Warpig, who ran Russia, There was myself, there was Knives, and a lad named Pabbicus, who ran Germany.
_________
You see, Back then, I was only the President of the United States, and my President’s name was Furey Campellone. He had eliminated Congress and the House of Representatives, and was turning the United States into a dictatorship-style country. He also invaded Mexico, and was planning an Invasion of Canada. He was assassinated during the middle of a speech.
The Vice President at the time had suffered a Heart Attack, so the Secretary of State, one Robert Young Jr, took the position as President. He brought radical reformation to the United States. The forces invading Mexico retreated, Congress and the House of Representatives were re-established, and everything was going great, before He too was assassinated.
Then, Dwight Eisenhower II Came into Power. He brought prosperity to the United States, created millions of jobs, eliminated property taxes, and kicked all of the illegal immigrants out of the United States. He also grew the American armies, Navies, and Airforces, and created a great alliance with the Italian Empire. I’ll explain that next.
_________
The Italian Empire was lead by a 90 year old man named Giovanni Facilli. He was the greatest hero in Italian History, and started a Revolution in 1995 that lasted three years, and completely overtook Italy. When the revolution was won, the Government established a Dictatorship over the Italian Empire, and made Italy a great power in Europe once more.
In 2019, the Italian Empire Invaded Austria, and quickly took it over. Three months later, the Ottoman Empire and the Italian Empire came under attack by Greek Cruise Missile, and went to war with Greece. The war lasted a year, and it ended up in total victory for the Italian Empire and The Ottoman Empire.
In 2021, the Italian Empire invaded Switzerland and Lichtenstein, quickly taking them over too.
Then came the big war. The Italian Empire Invaded France, and the Spanish and Belgians joined sides with the French. The war lasted almost an entire year, but when the United States threatened the Spanish and Belgians that they’d get involved, they left the war, leaving the Italians to capture France. They had a huge victory parade down the Champs-Élysées, larger than the German Victory Parade in 1940, and it was a humiliating defeat for the French, after getting so close to getting their dignity and respect back. Since then, they have grown to be rather fond of their new government, as it has grown their economy and made them a more secure nation.
In 2022, the Italian Empire blitzed against Europe, capturing Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands.
In 2023, three huge storms hit the world, causing massive damage all across the world. The Italian Empire took advantage of this, and blockaded the British Isles, forcing them to submit to the Italian Empire. Two months later, the Italian Empire threatened to Invade Spain, which caused them to quickly allow themselves to be annexed. Almost a week after spain was controlled, the Italian Forces stormed across the strait of gibralter, and invaded Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia. They were quickly crushed, before the Italian Empire invaded Libya, and took them over too.
In 2023, Giovanni Facilli died in his Sleep, and Alessandro Petrini took Power. Within months, the Italian Empire was at War with Germany. The war ended in a “draw” of sorts, and at the peace-declaration signing, Alessandro Petrini was assassinated by a Russian. Guesseppe Franco was appointed Emperor soon After.
_________
Germany was once led by Pabbicus, or Kaiser Wilhelm the Forth. He led the nation through a terrible civil war in which the Russians got involved, invading Poland in the Process, and forcing the United States to Declare war on Russia.
Kaiser Wilhelm didn’t see much action before a man named Johann Blauvent came into play and took the nation over. Kaiser Wilhelm currently lives in Hiding in the Kingdom of Romania.
_________
The Kingdom of Romania was much like Germany. They had a terrible civil war, after which a man named His Majesty Vasile I took power. Soon after, the Kingdom of Romania Invaded Moldovia, but were snookered and invaded by Hungary and Bulgaria. The Romanian forces were loosing on all fronts, until a few battles turned the tide, and eventually the Romanians beat the Bulgarians, Moldovians, and Hungarians, taking all three countries over.
Soon after, they invaded Serbia, and after a long war, took that country over. They ten swooped down, and stomped onto Montenegro, capturing said country within a few months.
_________
Russia was very… strange. They’d had a champion invasion of Poland, before getting their asses whooped by the Americans and the Chinese, then suffering five civil wars. We still don’t know what’s wrong with them. Maybe they had too much Vodka?
_________
The Persians started In Iran, Iraq, and Afghanistan. They quickly mustered forces in 2020, and blitzed across the middle east, capturing Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Quatar, The UAE, and Yemen. Their leader likes to wear black sunglasses and doesn’t talk to people.
_________
The Ottomans had a long reign of greatness before the British and French fucked everything up after World War One. In the late 20th century, the Ottoman Empire gained power, and Sultan Mehmed took power, and brought glory back to the ottoman empire. In 2023, though, He was shot, and is still in a Coma.
I don’t think I really forgot anything else… Most of the stuff I didn’t add you guys already know about…
