Soda Machine

[Teodosio del Olmo]

You get 1200 caps in yo ass per minute.

I insert a fluffy pillow.

[Sasaeru J. Kaeru (Lind Herut)]

You get a pillow fight.

I insert "duck"

[Giovanni Facilli]

You get a brick to the head.

I insert HOOPLAH

[Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt]

You get crazy little blue men from a crazy little cartoon that say only Hoopla. *shivers*

I insert the S&W 500 Magnum

[Giovanni Facilli]

You get one hell of a pistol.

I insert the Greater Italian Empire.

[Karl Franz Fredrick Stahlwelt]

You get the personification of Italy, claiming he is the Tomato Box Fairy.




(I remember that, fun times)

I insert ME!

[Giovanni Facilli]

You get a naggy little German with a foot fetish.

I insert Walter.

[Teodosio del Olmo]

You get a heel-clicking, sauer kraut eating, Russia invading nationalist Realpoitician.

I insert the American Free State. (Estado Libre de America)

[Giovanni Facilli]

You get a bunch of Drug Running people that have secrets no one really cares about. ()

I insert the Chattanooga Choo Choo

[Sasaeru J. Kaeru (Lind Herut)]

You get people wanting to board it.

I insert Hetalia World Series